White Mystery Fruit Cake – The Five Days of Vintage Fruit Cake

Posted on Dec 20 2013 - 5:16am by RetroRuth

Welcome to Day Two of the Five Days of Fruit Cake! There are many, many reasons why I picked today’s fruit cake for testing. The first reason is because it has the name “mystery” in the title. Whenever recipes have the word “mystery” or “surprise” in the title, I can’t help making them.

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The second reason I chose this recipe is that I found it to be very similar to the modern recipe to make cake pops! I was interested to see what a whole, molded cake would taste like.

1.0 from 1 reviews

White Mystery Fruit Cake
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Ingredients
  • White cake mix, prepared and cooled
  • 1 cup each of candied pineapple, lemon peel, orange peel and citron, cut up
  • 1 cup whole red cherries
  • 1½ cup white seedless raisins
  • 1 cup coconut, cut up
  • 4½ cups blanched almonds, cut
  • 1 box fluffy white frosting mix or 1 can fluffy white frosting
Instructions
  1. Crumble cooled cake into a very large bowl. Add fruit and frosting to crumbled cake and mix.
  2. Pack tightly into a foil-lined 10 inch tube pan or two loaf pans. Cover cake with foil and chill in refrigerator at least 24 hours. Cake should be kept refrigerated.
  3. Slice with a sharp knife.

 

White Mystery Fruitcake001 BHG Dec 1958

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At first, it seemed like this actually might work. The mixed fruit and nuts looked quite pretty.

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However, you can see my tactical error in the background of this photo.

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For some reason, I added TWO cans of frosting to this mix instead of one. I think it was because the original recipe calls for a boxed frosting mix which isn’t made anymore. I tried to find Jiffy’s white frosting mix for a substitute, but I couldn’t find that either. So, I decided just to sub canned frosting for the mix. But when I went to add the frosting, one can didn’t look like enough. And then I got to wondering how much frosting the frosting mixes actually made. In the ad it looked like quite a bit of frosting. But don’t fall into the same trap I did. One can of frosting is plenty!

But even with two cans, it still mixed up well and molded when it was chilled.

And it looked…interesting.

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“This is the ugliest looking fruitcake I’ve ever seen.”

“I think it is kind of pretty. It looks like confetti.”

“It looks like barf.”

“Don’t judge. This might taste amazing.”

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“How is it?”

“It tastes ugly, too.”

The Verdict: Not Fruit Cake

From The Tasting Notes:

This is NOT a classic fruit cake in any sense of the word, so we can just skip over whether this is a good fruit cake or not. It’s no good as a regular cake either, because it really isn’t a cake so much as a pile of goo. Maybe it would have been better if I would have only used one can of frosting, but I think it probably would have tasted the same, just been of a firmer texture. If you are looking for a truffle-like dessert, then maybe this is what you are looking for. Tastes a little bit like birthday cake ice cream with a bunch of random fruit and nuts mashed into it. The texture was pretty much like wet cake smooshed into a ball, or like a soft, grainy truffle. If you’ve ever had a cake pop, you know what I’m talking about.

10 Comments so far. Feel free to join this conversation.

  1. celia December 20, 2013 at 7:56 am - Reply

    OH MY GOD GIRL.

  2. Erica December 20, 2013 at 8:24 am - Reply

    Hahahaha, it looks like something that crawled out of a cake graveyard — are you sure this isn’t a cake zombie for Halloween?

    But seriously, how did Betty get that nice beige tone to her fruitcake?

  3. veg-o-matic December 20, 2013 at 10:23 am - Reply

    Betty Crocker still makes the Fluffy White frosting mix, it’s just hard to find. Bet you could substitute a batch of 7-Minute frosting, since it’s pretty much the same thing. I would imagine with two whole cans of regular frosting, this cake was tooth-achingly sweet.
    I agree with you–I think it looks kind of pretty!

  4. Ashley Bee @ Quarter Life Crisis Cuisine December 20, 2013 at 1:39 pm - Reply

    That’s been my cake pop fail, too. Too much frosting. This cake looks vile but I love that you’re making fruitcakes! Haha…

  5. Jenn Hubbard December 20, 2013 at 5:26 pm - Reply

    I think it actually looks pretty–too bad it didn’t taste that way!

    • Jenn Hubbard December 20, 2013 at 5:27 pm - Reply

      (It looks festive, like Christmas lights against a snowy lawn.)

      • Lassie December 21, 2013 at 11:46 am - Reply

        I think it looks beautiful! Too bad it didn’t work out, with all those nice ingredients.

        That’s the problem with no-bake things, they seldom turn out Martha-Stewart perfect, but often look gummy, oozy, or in the case of truffles, manhandled by somebody’s loving-hands-at-home.

  6. dkzody December 21, 2013 at 3:23 pm - Reply

    I remember when this process was popular, for awhile any way. My mother never tried it, though, as she saw no point in mooshing a lot of cake together. That’s why I’ve never gotten into the cake pops thing. It’s just a redo of this. Some day people will be making fun of those things, too.

  7. Susan December 23, 2013 at 10:24 am - Reply

    I love Tom’s comment “it looks like barf”. He’s such a trooper…

  8. Lindsay December 28, 2013 at 11:27 pm - Reply

    I found this site while searching for this recipe. My grandmother used to make it and it’s my aunts favorite. The boxed frosting would make a huge difference in the taste and texture, and she told me they served it frozen. She absolutely swoons when she talks about it. I think it would be worth another try, and to order the Betty Crocker boxed frosting mix online.

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