What is with this book? Could they not afford two chairs for the photo shoot or something? Here, again, we find the wife sitting at her husband’s feet, eating off the floor. Not only is she forced to saw away at the world’s roundest, reddest cheese, but in between crouching on the floor and serving Himself crackers, she is scurrying back to the kitchen to actually cook his dinner.
Yep. Just like going out for dinner. Exactly.
From How To Make 46 Drinks At Home, approx. 1965
My Man loves Manhattans but the only way he drinks them is at a fancy martini bar with me sitting by his side..on a proper barstool.
What? He doesn’t want you to grovel at his feet and cut up cheese?
Has this picture lied to me???
Oh, that’s what the Mr and I do all the time when we want to pretend we are going out to dinner.
Oh yeah, us too. *eyeroll* The best part is having to eat off the floor.
Has she severed her left hand?
Possibly! She does look pained!