Pineapple Hamettes

Posted on Nov 4 2009 - 11:17am by RetroRuth

MI Meats001Welcome to this week’s Mid-Century Menu!  This week Tom and I picked a great recipe out of Favorite Recipes of Michigan Meats, although I am not sure if any meats, especially Michigan meats, actually do have favorite recipes or not.  Hey, I don’t make them up here, I just cook ’em and write about ’em. 

Har har.

Anyway, this book was published in 1965 by the Favorite Recipe Press, which collected recipes from Michigan Women’s Clubs all over the state and put them together in this cute little book.  It appears the books were then sold for fundraising purposes.  This one is particular was sold by the Saginaw Jr. Women’s Club to a nice lady named Lucille who had amazingly neat handwriting.  I am always fascinated and envious of good handwriting, probably because mine is so crappy.

But I digress.

One of the interesting things about this book is that there doesn’t look like there was any recipe testing or editing really involved in this book.  It is basically just a jumped-up version of a church cookbook, with up to 10 versions of the same dish all squeezed together with no illustrations.  The good news is that it’s typewritten.  The bad news is that now you can actually read all of the ingredients.

There are a TON of recipes to choose from in this book, and there was a point going through them where each one we read was more horrible than the last.  Finally, this is the recipe we chose.

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Ha ha!  No, I am kidding. Just kidding. But man, if you could have seen the look on your face…

Here is what we really chose.

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That’s a little better, huh?  No baking soda soak for a boiled ham. Yeesh.

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The strange thing about this recipe is how formless everything is.  Except for the pineapple, and even that is rubbery from being canned.  This is almost like sculpting.  But with food. So odd.

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First, the hamette portion of the dinner.  I forgot to take a picture of this after it was mixed together, but it pretty much looked exactly the same. Trust me.

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Laying down the foundation of pineapple rings to help with stability.  But I have to admit, it looks pretty cute.

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The little ham patties look strangely like chewed bubblegum, don’t they?  How odd.

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Mashing the sweet potatoes.  I tried to melt the butter, since the potatoes were cold, but it didn’t quite take.  It cooled off very quickly and made little butter lumps in the potatoes.

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See?  Lumps of butter.

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Here are the potatoes, all piled on.  With the bubblegum ham patties covered up, it is beginning to look cute again.  And very, very mid-century.  What was their deal with stacking food?

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And here is another mid-century must-have ingredient. Cloves. Ground cloves sprinkled on the potatoes.  I admit that it is a classic spice to use with ham, but couldn’t I have at least stirred it in?

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The finished hamettes, straight from the oven.  I must admit they look pretty fetching with their browned marshmellow caps.

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The first bite….and…

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Not much of a reaction.  He didn’t say anything for a long time.

“What do you think?”  I asked as he chewed. “Good?”

“My mouth can’t decided what it’s eating. There is way too much stuff going on here.”

I took a bite.  He was right, it was crazy.  Even though you think all this stuff should go together, it just didn’t taste good all in the same bite.  And the ham patties had way too much pepper in them.  I have to remember that fresh and pre-ground pepper are not the same thing.

“Ugh! What is this on here? Ground cloves?”

I nodded my head, too preoccupied tasting my bite.

“What is it with them and their cloves?  Is it because they taste like cigarrettes and everyone smoked?”  He stirred his food around on the plate. “They couldn’t get enough smoking, so they ate things that reminded them of smoking.”

I burst out laughing.

The Verdict:  Not the greatest together, but the mashed sweet potatoes and ham pattie with pineapple were good if you ate them seperately.  Definitely a disappointment.

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  1. Sara in AZ November 4, 2009 at 11:47 am - Reply

    OMG Tom is TOOOOOOO funny with his cloves/smoking statement, I love it!!! Boo hoo Ruth, I wanted you to pick the Raccoon recipe! 😉 I could just picture Tom out there huntin’ a Raccoon in his very own ‘coon hat! he he! Maybe he should have washed it all down with one of those Coronas back there!

  2. Two Barking Dogs November 4, 2009 at 12:21 pm - Reply

    I had such high hopes for this one …

  3. Leah November 4, 2009 at 1:30 pm - Reply

    I’m surprised! In my vegetarian mind it didn’t taste all that bad.
    It looked pretty, though!

    P.S. RACOON?!

  4. Barbara November 4, 2009 at 1:52 pm - Reply

    Why grind the ham? Is there a solid reason why a nice slice atop the pineapple would not have performed? Such rigidity for the old recipes. Maybe it was for the toothless?

  5. Andrea November 4, 2009 at 1:57 pm - Reply

    I am DYING with laughter at the cloves/smoking comments!! too funny! Maybe that’s why I’ve never been a big fan of cloves …

    Meanwhile, I am completely horrified at the raccoon recipe …

  6. Inky November 4, 2009 at 2:51 pm - Reply

    i enjoy your posts so much that when you show up in my blogroll update I get myself some tea, get comfy and commence to reading.

    next time I’ll nix the beverage idea….cuz now i need some paper towels….

  7. Annie B. November 4, 2009 at 5:22 pm - Reply

    Well, it beats stacked racoon topped with toasted marshmallows.
    There certainly was a ’50’s penchant for stacking food items and ingredients; the “more is more” ethic at work. Food with tailfins…how cool is that!

  8. sablemable November 5, 2009 at 1:55 pm - Reply

    LOL@look on Tom’s face! He didn’t know whether to swallow or spit it out!

    The raccoon recipe. I rented a room from this one woman years ago when I had to live within the city limits for my municipal job. Came home from work one afternoon and in the sink was this piece of meat thawing. It had 4 legs and I wondered what the heck it was. When the woman came home, I asked her about it. She said it was “coon” and she was roasting it for a friend of hers! No, I did NOT have any!

  9. sablemable November 5, 2009 at 8:50 pm - Reply

    I forgot to mention: What, no Spam?

  10. Randi November 10, 2015 at 11:25 pm - Reply

    Thank God I now have a go to recipe for raccoon. 🙂

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